Fwd: 9-1-1 Politickles

Sent to me by a friend, earlier today:

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Your Weekly Politickle by F.R. Duplantier:

9-11, THE MOVIE

"We've done all we could possibly do
To incorporate your point of view!"
"Oh, I know," said blythe Bill,
"But I'm wondering still,
Could you please make your movie less true?"

from the archive:

RAW BERGER

When archivists morph into gapers
And some are succumbing to vapors,
You can bet that ol' Sandy
Is feeling real randy
-- Or packing his pants with more papers!

GOOD HUNTING

The September 11th attack
Justifies our crusade in Iraq.
Go ahead, G.I. Joe:
Take the fight to the foe
And make sure that they never come back.

LOATHING BILL CLINTON

Each September 11th ask why
The best President money could buy
-- When Osama bin Laden
Might well have been gotten --
Did not even bother to try.

"Right is still right if nobody is right, and wrong is still wrong if everybody is wrong," --Archbishop Fulton J Sheen author of The Life of Christ .
Truth matters, and the truth is we are creatures made in the image of a loving God, and life has an ultimate value. So beware of the smooth-talking philosophers in our midst. Their position may seem very appealing and even logical. But it's a deadly logic.
~~Chuck Colson